This game was kind of a huge milestone in my life. It was my big break, if you will; earning much moolah in contest and ad stuff, winning many awards, and being nominated for the Newgrounds Tank Awards. Coincidentally, America's first black president, Barack Obama, was voted into office three days after :the game: came out.

I certainly hope that, unlike Barack Obama's career, mine isn't all the way downhill from here.

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With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here

Play at Newgrounds.